Mini Squishable Plague Doctor
We originally intended for this to be a Halloween Squishable, but, well, here we are. This Squishable comes with a glow in the dark lantern!
Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their masks would keep them healthy. They didn't. But their impenetrable (and spooky!) leather outfits actually did! That coat was like the hazmat suit of their day. Today we have soap, so unless you particularly like wearing a lot of leather, maybe just wash your hands instead. Actually, wash your hands either way. Now wash them again.
Micro Squishable Plague Doctor
Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their masks would keep them healthy. They didn't. But their impenetrable (and spooky!) leather outfits actually did! That coat was like the hazmat suit of their day. Today we have soap, so unless you particularly like wearing a lot of leather, maybe just wash your hands instead. Actually, wash your hands either way. Now wash them again. Please be aware, there may be some variation in the glow-in-the-dark color of the lantern! This micro also features a new fancy metal clip!
Micro Squishable Plague Nurse
The Squishable Plague Nurse...is little now! We all need a partner. Sherlock has his Watson, Robin Hood has his Little John. Doctor Plague has Plague Nurse. If you were about to do medieval battle against infectious miasmas armed with only a lantern, a rudimentary concept of personal hygiene, and a beak full of smelly herbs and flowers, you'd want a second-in-command who's got your back. And your front. And whatever other body parts you're worried about, which is probably all of them.
This Plague Nurse was designed by fan request as a counterpart for our Doctor Plague Squishable. We also have a 3" version of Doctor Plague and 7" and 15" versions of Plague Nurse! You know, in case you're starting a family.
Please be aware, there may be some variation in the glow-in-the-dark color of the lantern! This micro also features a new fancy metal clip!
Mini Squishable Plague Nurse
We all need a partner. Sherlock has his Watson, Robin Hood has his Little John. The Plague Doctor has the Plague Nurse. If you were about to do medieval battle against infectious miasmas armed with only a lantern, a rudimentary concept of personal hygiene, and a beak full of smelly herbs and flowers, you'd want a second-in-command who's got your back. And your front. And whatever other body parts you're worried about, which is probably all of them.
This Plague Nurse was designed by fan request as a counterpart for our Plague Doctor Squishable. The side of the lantern has been swapped so the two can hold hands. Rest assured, they would only do so after washing those hands extensively.
Squishable Plague Nurse
We all need a partner. Sherlock has his Watson, Robin Hood has his Little John. The Plague Doctor has the Plague Nurse. If you were about to do medieval battle against infectious miasmas armed with only a lantern, a rudimentary concept of personal hygiene, and a beak full of smelly herbs and flowers, you'd want a second-in-command who's got your back. And your front. And whatever other body parts you're worried about, which is probably all of them. This Plague Nurse was designed by fan request as a counterpart for our Plague Doctor Squishable. We also have 7" versions of the Plague Doctor and Plague Nurse. The side of the lantern has been swapped so the two can hold hands. Rest assured, they would only do so after washing those hands extensively.
Squishable Luna Moth
How do you feel about moths? Me too! Oh, you feel like they're weird floppy dusty hairy insects? Well then me DON'T! My love for moths is true, passionate, and larger than life. In fact, here's a Luna Moth as big as my love. Which is to say, very very big indeed!
Mini Squishable Skoll
Name: Skoll. Origin: Norse. What: A giant Warg. Likes: Chasing the sun until I am fated to finally catch it during Ragnarok. Looking for: friend that loves playing volleyball in the sun, sunbathing, and running at sunrise. Contact me via THE SKY, I'm the one chasing after the sun. Unless it's Ragnarok, in which case I'll be the one that's just caught it. This is my other lunar opposite, Hati!
Mini Squishable Witch
Double, double toil and trouble! Break out those cauldrons, familiars, spell books, and crystals, things are about to get spooky! The Mini Squishable Witch is here to make all your magical dreams come true! At least the dreams that are squishy. And round. and covered in fuzz. And filled with stuffing. With a cool pointed hat on them. She can only grant very specific dreams here, people.
Squishable Micro Succulent
Micro Squishable Succulent, smallest of plant children! Any dreams of what you want to be when you grow up? Oh, an acupuncturist, you say? Is it because you just wanna heal people? Or are you just looking for a socially-acceptable way to stabby stab them. I mean, I get it either way.
Squishable Mini Honduran White Bat
I'm making fig pudding! That's a pudding...made of figs! Random? Not for a Honduran White Bat! In fact, if you have a Honduran White Bat around, they will definitely eat all your figs before they make it in your pudding. Which means you'll have fig-less pudding. Which is just regular pudding. Which still sounds pretty great.
Squishable Plague Doctor
We originally intended for this to be a Halloween Squishable, but, well, here we are. This Squishable comes with a glow in the dark lantern!
Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their masks would keep them healthy. They didn't. But their impenetrable (and spooky!) leather outfits actually did! That coat was like the hazmat suit of their day. Today we have soap, so unless you particularly like wearing a lot of leather, maybe just wash your hands instead. Actually, wash your hands either way. Now wash them again.
Squishable Coral Octopus
Is coral more pink or orange? Are tentacles arms or legs? Are Octopuses more like underwater cats, or some kind of super-smart aquatic bovine creature? Let's decide these important questions once and for all using DEMOCRACY. Cast your vote: Is this A) A Pink-Armed Octo-Kitty or B) an Orange-Legged-Water Goat? The debate ends now.
Micro Squishable Strawberry Cow
MOOOOVE! Micro Strawberry Cow is trying to get their salad and nothing can stop them! Spinach with sliced almonds, fresh strawberries, and raspberry vinaigrette! And maybe some strawberry cake! And also some strawberries! And a strawberry shake. And some french fries. Yeah. Note to self, do not write these descriptions while hungry.
This micro features a new fancy metal clip!
Squishable Baphomet
Whoa, that's a huge summoning circle! Who put that here where anyone could trip over it? Oh Baphomet, I thought it might be you! Summoning some fast food I see, eh? I fully support your mystical culinary endeavors. Also can you please summon me two dozen cupcakes? It's for, um, a friend.
Squishable Reaper
Contrary to mainstream belief, very few Reapers are "Grim," per se. Sure, there's an amount of spookiness that comes with the job of shepherding souls, but most Reapers have plenty of interests outside of their day jobs! Many enjoy painting, animal husbandry, and participating in the thriving Astral Ultimate Frisbee community! This Squishable Reaper's chilly embrace is actually quite snuggly, truly the opposite of grim!
Squishable Mini Comfort Food Hot Sauce
Do you slurp on Ghost Pepper shakes? Do you chomp on Carolina Reapers like potato chips? Do you keep hot sauce in your bag for flavor crises? Do you actually *have* flavor crises??! Awesome! This Mini Comfort Food Hot Sauce is the ultimate mascot for a spice lover!
Squishable Micro Dachshund Hot Dog
It's a derpy little wiener dog. MAKE IT CUTER! Alright, um, now it's in a hotdog bun. EVEN CUTER! Hmm, maybe it could be squishy, with itty bitty toes? CUTER, I SAY! Alright, um, how about now it's smol!...and that's when the density of adorable wriggly puppiness turned into a black hole that sucked us all in and we were never heard from again.
Squishable Micro Comfort Food Cherries
I used to love cherries! I ate them constantly - everything I drank was cherry flavored. I once had, like, 5 pounds of them in one sitting. Then it turned out that apparently constant cravings for a specific food are a sign of allergies? Yeah. Now I'm super allergic. Anyway, thanks to the Micro Comfort Food Cherries I can continue loving without, you know, the anaphylactic shock. This got dark. Unlike these cherries!
Squishable Micro Squishable UFO
Not too long ago, the committee of cute extraterrestrial beings held an emergency meeting to discuss the alarming increase of UFO sightings on planet Earth! Why, they were becoming downright commonplace! Understandably so - if we encountered a cute UFO, we'd tell the world too. There was only one solution to preserve the all-important aura of intrigue and mystery so imperative to keeping UFO sightings fashionably rare. Make the UFO smaller! Micro UFOs might be a little trickier to catch a glimpse of, but they're still amongst us!
Squishable Snacker Hamburger
A bleached wheat-based bun. A chunk of mangled meat. Some random vegetables we can pretend are healthy. Huh! How does a hamburger still sound delicious even when I use descriptions that are deeply unattractive? Gimme some of that bleached bun.
Fancy a snack? Snackers are bite-sized Squishables! They're smaller than a mini but bigger than a micro (that's 5-6")! They've got a base of beans on the inside, and our special soft fur on the outside! Stack 'em! Display 'em! Throw 'em at someone! [Editors note: don't throw them at someone.]
Squishable Baby Axolotl
Hey Baby Axolotl, teach me how to swim! I only really know how to walk in the water, very slowly. Oh, you too? Hmm, in that case can you teach me how to make cute facial expressions? While walking in the water? Very slowly?
Mini Squishable Monarch Butterfly
I used to be absolutely terrified of butterflies. There was one time I was walking around in a lantern festival and one flew right into my eyeball. It was weird. True story! Luckily I met the Mini Squishable Monarch Butterfly and it was like pro-butterfly therapy. I mean, I'm still not letting it anywhere near my eyeballs, but my arms? Bring it on!
Shot-Sized Boozy Buds Beer Stein
There are many types of beer drinkers. The craft drinker. The light beer loyalist. The person who takes a photo of every IPA they purchase. What do they have in common? They might like this happy (hoppy?) Beer Stein Squish.
Fancy a nip? A splash? Shot-sized Boozy Buds are sip-sized Squishables! They're smaller than a Mini but bigger than a Micro (that's 5-6")! They've got a base of beans on the inside, and our special soft fur on the outside! Stack 'em! Display 'em! Throw 'em at someone! [Editors note: don't throw them at someone.]
Micro Squishable Sushi Roll
Sushi rolls are works of art! Sometimes they're so pretty, you just don't want to eat them at all! And then they get gross and mushy and people are like, why are you carrying around that three-day old piece of sushi? Or maybe that's just me. Anyway, we've solved this universal problem by creating a fishy culinary masterpiece you can carry around anywhere you go!
Mini Squishable Wizard
The Mini Squishable Wizard lives! In this case he's lived for thousands of years! He's lived so long, the knowledge in his noggin is overflowing into his beard. This is one powerful beard! Absorb his magical beard power! Hug a wizard!
Squishable Hati
To the Squishable Hati, I suppose Ragnarok is kind of like a giant world-ending marathon. Mostly for humanity. For the Hati, who will be eating the moon at that time, I guess it's more like a giant post-marathon feast? Like, the whole thing is actually just an excuse to carb-load as much as it wants? And the moon is a giant bowl of spaghetti? I always suspected as much.
Squishable Red Dragon
ROAR! Nice recording work on your new metal album, Red Dragon! Those pounding beats and thumping base really fit well with your ear-shattering shrieks! Don't forget to drink some lemon water with honey to keep your vocal chords nice and healthy, and gargle after each knight you eat. A Grammy awaits!
Squishable Snackers Celestial UFO
Review by StrawberryCow17: "I received my UFO-delivered milkshake quickly and unspilled. Flavor top-notch, high quality ingredients. Only downside was that upon opening my front door to retrieve it I was surrounded by a gleaming spotlight, beamed up into a flying saucer, and subjected to experiments I can't remember. Milkshake was good tho. 2 stars, might order again."
Fancy a snack? Snackers are bite-sized Squishables! They're smaller than a Mini but bigger than a Micro (that's 5-6")! They've got a base of beans on the inside, and our special soft fur on the outside! Stack 'em! Display 'em! Throw 'em at someone! [Editors note: don't throw them at someone.]
Mini Squishable Tie Dye Fluffy Bunny
The process of tie dyeing a Bunny involves some serious feats of anatomy. You have to scrunch the bunny, crumple it, twist it, fold it, and finally tie it in a knot. Then you submerge the bunny in a vat of dye for a couple of hours. Definitely not for the faint of heart. Our Squishable bunnies are trained professionals, skilled in contortion and holding their breath for a really long time.Don't worry, they are all volunteers.
Squishable Comfort Food Peanut Butter Jar
Not every jar of peanut butter is exactly the same. Some are infused with honey, others are crunchy, and some are silky smooth. There's something for everyone, except those allergic to peanuts...until now! The Comfort Food Peanut Butter Jar is 1000% peanut and all of the other nuts free!
Squishable Comfort Food Unicorn Latte
This Comfort Food Unicorn Latte is an absolutely magical experience! What's in it? Is it dragonfruit, taro, matcha, maple syrup, and some sort of milk. No? It's just polyester, love, fluff, and unicorn magic...and milk. Wait, no milk. Just the other stuff.
Squishable Lunar Lion
ROAR! Every time this Lunar Lion roars, it turns into stars and glitter! Can it make constellations? Oh wow, yep! That's even cooler! What about moon dust? Huh, yep, moon dust. That's less exciting. But still, you know, dust! From roars! That's something you don't see every day!
Squishable Picnic Baby Banana
Bananas! Now try to say it slow: baaaanannnnnaaaa! Now try to say it fast: bnna! Now try to stop saying it! Bananananananananana...somebody help! Banananana...
These lovable little friends are full of fun learning and developmental activities for the future gourmet! With fun sensory features like crinkles, textures, grips, and a chime bell, the youngest Squishers can have a picnic of playfulness with a delightfully quirky companion.
Squishable Mini Comfort Food Avocado
Is this Avocado a superfood? Well, on one hand it doesn't have the amino-monosaturated-riboflavoricious properties of an Avocado you might pick from a tree. You can't smear it all over your face to improve collagen production. But so what? What this little cousin to the big Comfort Food Avocado lacks in organic chemistry, it makes up in longevity! This Avocado will never turn brown! It will always remain at the perfect level of softness no matter how long you leave it out on the counter! You can rest assured that while your roommate may snag it for some snuggles, he will not smoosh it up into guacamole! Probably!
Squishable Mini Squishable Bigfoot
You found him! After decades, nay, centuries of ambling about the forests of the Pacific Northwest, it took a noble soul such as yourself to coax Mr. Squatch into civilization! Now comes the fun part - showing him everything he's missed by being a blurry recluse! Bigfoot has never been to a proper ice cream parlor! Bigfoot has never once sniffed the intoxicating smell of freshly baked cookies! Bigfoot hasn't even seen that certain sci-fi trilogy with the spaceship co-pilot who looks suspiciously like him! What are you waiting for? Welcome Bigfoot to modern life with a big hug!
Squishable Comfort Food Hot Sauce
Do you munch on jalapenos for breakfast? Do you guzzle pepper for lunch? Do you secretly carry a tiny bottle of pure capsaicin for flavor emergencies? Then you'll get a kick out of this hot sauce! We're not sure where it resides on the Scoville scale for spiciness, but it WOULD like to reside in your house. On your couch.
Squishable Micro Baby Unicorn
If Micro Baby Unicorns could talk, what would they sound like? Probably a mix of an excited squealing and otherworldly inflection. Or maybe they speak an ancient language that only other Baby Unicorns can understand. Whatever it may be, the Micro Baby Unicorn is guaranteed to inject overwhelming cuteness into your life (if not your ears), wherever you go!
Squishable Snacker Banana
"Ring ring! Ring ring! RING RING!" Banana, I don't care how many times you ring, I'm not going to pick you up and pretend you're a phone. OR AM I? No. No I'm not. (Full disclosure: The banana isn't actually a phone. It is however a wonderfully soft squishy friend you can call anytime.)
Fancy a snack? Snackers are bite-sized Squishables! They're smaller than a Mini but bigger than a Micro (that's 5-6")! They've got a base of beans on the inside, and our special soft fur on the outside! Stack 'em! Display 'em! Throw 'em at someone! [Editors note: don't throw them at someone.]
Squishable Dachshund Hot Dog
Did you know the dachshund was the first dog from the United Kingdom to get cloned? Indeed! We tried it out, but it didn't quite go as planned. Apparently our science was a lot more literal than we expected. At first, we were like, "yikes, what's up with this," but then we gave him some pats and cuddles, and, well, here we are. Delectably endearing, this hot dog is just for snuggles and not food!
Mini Comfort Food Pumpkin Spice Latte
Hear that? It's the call of that noble creature the "Pumpkin Spice Latte person." This highly seasonal animal can only be observed during their great Fall migration, although their habitat is practically worldwide! Spot them by their distinct musk of cinnamon and nutmeg, and their signature coffee order, which sounds a lot like that of the more mainstream "Boring coffee person" but with a lot more references to orange stuff. What a truly magnificent beast it is! The Comfort Food Pumpkin Spice Latte is also available here.
Squishable Orca
Did you see that fancy whale? Why, the very presence of this debonair Orca turns your living room into a black tie event. And what are they doing tonight - hitting the town? Sipping bubbly out of shoes? Dancing till dawn? Cuddling up and watching nature documentaries? These all sound equally fancy!
Squishable Massive Plague Doctor
Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their masks would keep them healthy. They didn't. But their impenetrable (and spooky!) leather outfits actually did! That coat was like the hazmat suit of their day. Today we have soap, so unless you particularly like wearing a lot of leather, maybe just wash your hands instead. Actually, wash your hands either way. Now wash them again.
Squishable Mini Snow Wolf
I think I made a wrong turn on the bunny slope. Where is the ski lodge again? Which way is even down! Help me out, Mini Snow Wolf! Past the chairlift, left at the big fir tree, around the giant gumdrops, through the lane of candy canes, and follow the hot chocolate smell south to this massive winter castle made of frosted happiness and dreams! Huh. Not the ski school warming hut I was shooting for...but I'm good with it! This Mini Snow Wolf has special sparkly fur! Because why not!
Squishable Mini Firefly
Mini Squishable Firefly, you're absolutely glowing! What's your secret? Have you been munching on some lightning? Or crunching on starlight? Or snacking on bright dreams of the future? Or is it just a fantastic skin-care routine with a lot of retinol? Probably the retinol.
Please be aware, there may be some variation in the glow-in-the-dark color of the bottom!
Squishable Mini Monkey
Oh come on, Mini Squishable Monkey! Can you please pick up your banana peels after yourself? That's the third time I've fallen down today! My knees can't withstand this level of consecutive impacts! Or hey - change it up! Try some orange peels or something! Think about that coefficient of friction! My knees will thank you!
Squishable Mini Oyster
Oh Mini Squishable Oyster, I'm so glad to see you opening up a little bit! When we first met you were locked down tighter than a clam, but now you're willing to show the world the true treasure that is inside! You just keep on...opening...up while I get the cocktail sauce and some lemon.
Squishable Mini Phoenix
You're just in time to celebrate the Mini Squishable Phoenix's birthday! They were just reborn from the ashes of the previous phoenix a few seconds ago, and they're super excited to meet you. How lucky! Oh wait, there it goes again in a huge plume of flame. Don't worry, they'll be back!
Mini Squishable Green Budgie
Budgies are social birds! There's one at the grocery store chatting with the peach vendor! Here's another at the Broadway matinee dressed in their best bowtie! If you hear a collective chorus of squawks at the park, you know a budgie picnic isn't too far away. This Mini Green Budgie doesn't get outside as much as his fellow birdmen, but he can still use some serious social interaction. Give him a snuggle and let him talk his head off!
Squishable Piggy
OINK! Oh wow, hello there Squishable Piggy. That is quite an aggressive greeting you have there. Ah! You've been trying to get my attention for 10 minutes now? You were going to share a cupcake but ate it out of frustration instead? You've decided I'm incredibly rude? You've trashed my noise-canceling headphones? And set my house on fire? And now you're dating my childhood crush? Point made, little pig, point made
Squishable Baby Platypus
Squishable Baby Platypus, you've gotten so big! Why, I haven't seen you since you were just out of your egg, or whatever. So whatcha up to now? Stinging people with your venomous spurs? Sensing your prey using electrolocation? Acting as the sole representative of the family Ornithorhynchidae? What's that? You're studying abroad and thinking about taking up knitting? I mean, that's cool too I guess.
Squishable Mint Octopus
Sometimes you need the refreshing taste of minty toothpaste to really wake up in the morning. Not working? How about some minty iced coffee, minty cool air, or that hipster down the hall who calls herself Minty instead of Mindy because she's cool like that? There's only one thing that will do the trick every time: a minty hug. From a minty friend. With many minty teal arms - or are those legs? Anyhow!! This adorable cephalopod's sweet smile and invigorating attitude will be the breath of fresh air we need!
Squishable Gargoyle
Squishable Gargoyle, stone protector with granite skin and flinty eye! Except this one, which is super soft and made of fuzz. Master of all it surveys! Except again, for this one. Which isn't.
Squishable Birthday Cake
Happy Birthday! Here's an edible symbol of your own mortality! Except it's not actually edible, because it's a plush. That's probably also symbolic of something. Hmm. Let's try it again. You're a year further away from the date of your birth! Here's cake! So much cake. Lots of cake. ALL OF THE CAKE!!
Squishable Venus Fly Trap
Plant children are the best! Case in point, this Venus Flytrap! They're the most superlative carnivorous plant a couple of spooky plague professionals could hope to co-parent. And as an added bonus, they keep everyone's workstations pest free. And who doesn't love that cute face? I mean, maybe some bugs, but they don't get a vote.
This Venus Flytrap is part of the happy, strange world of the Mysterious Doctor Plague and Plague Nurse. And while this particular team member doesn't have a lantern, they do have a magnetic mouth (to lock in all of the love!). Rest assured, they have only the best of intentions, and also excellent dental hygiene.
Mini Squishable Boozy Buds Margarita
Welcome to your beach! Here's your sunscreen to keep from scorching, your hat to keep you cool, and your Mini Boozy Buds Margarita to stay hydrated! What's that you say? A Mini Boozy Buds Margarita is the opposite of hydrating? Well apparently the opposite of hydrating is *delicious*.
Squishable Undercover Bunny in Reindeer
♪ ♫ A bunny hopped by dressed just like a reindeer!Walking home from the Squish house Christmas EveYou can say there's no such thing as reindeer (that are also bunnies)But this Undercover Agent made me believe! ♪ ♫
Squishable Undercover Corgi in Santa
Corgis love receiving hugs! And belly rubs! And cookies! How to get all those things at once? This clever pupper has a plan: disguise himself as Santa for easy access to all three! Huggable, big belly, cookies wherever he goes, check, check, and check. Is it working? You tell us!
Squishable Crystal Dragon
Are you ready for magical crystal healing? Nope? What about a super-sized transformative journey!?? Uh-uh? How about a sparkly dragon? If you answered yes to any of these questions, be prepared for trips to salt caves, rituals for chakra realignments, and a *lot* of quartz! This dragon will be by your side, whether you're sage-ing in the forest in 20 degree weather, or, you know, watching tv or something!
Squishable Boozy Buds Margarita
Happy Taco Tuesday! Or Wednesday! Or pretty much any day when you might have the urge for some guacamole, cheese, salsa, corn chips, lettuce, beans, sour cream, and whatever random proteins happen to be around! Oh, and a Boozy Buds Margarita! Or three! Because that's a totally normal thing to drink on a Tuesday! Or, you know, whenever!
Squishable Cthulhu
''Once before, it appears, Professor Angell had seen the hellish outlines of the nameless monstrosity, puzzled over the unknown hieroglyphics, and heard the ominous syllables which can be rendered only as 'Cthulhu'...''Yes, there's nothing like a horrific Elder God to snuggle with. That tentacled face and freakish wings at which humans have quailed since the dawn of time is perfect for scaring away monstersunder the bed and cuddling up to during a horror movie. Those are tentacles of looooove, people.And we promise he shall not rend your entrailsyea unto to the bowels of the earth.
Squishable Rainbow
There are many reasons to embrace this Rainbow! It's a spectral phenomenon caused by the refraction and dispersion of light within water droplets! It's a symbol of equality and love! It's a thing you have to go over to get to the Emerald City! So hug a rainbow, and in particular, hug THIS Rainbow! For many reasons!
Squishable Pug
Pugs! Those bulging eyes! That wrinkly face! The curly tail! Surely there's some socio-cultural reason for why you're so ridiculously adorable? I'm glad you asked! Bear with me here. The word tycoon comes, by way of Japan, from the Chinese word meaning "Great Prince"! Centuries ago, the Chinese bred these cuddly little Pugs so that their wrinkles would look like...wait for it...the character for the word 'Prince'. I couldn't make this up! Cramming so much cuddle into a compact and package is truly a challenge fit for a prince, but we proudly accept it! Care for a royal snuggle? Don't mind if I do!
Squishable Celestial Sun
Thank you, sunshine, for providing Vitamin D and tan lines! Yep, soaking up those potentially dangerous UV rays really make me happy. Unless I forget to reapply sunscreen. Then I am less happy! Here's a safer way to bask - all the warm yellow awesomeness, without the stingy, red, peeling horribleness. Wins all around!
Squishable Undercover Bunny in Easter Egg
Which came first: the bunny or the egg? In this case, it was definitely the Bunny, who donned this colorful garb as part of a secret mission to infiltrate the egg industry. He now refuses to take off the disguise. Which is a bit odd...but we support him! That pastel pattern, those lovable spots...heck, maybe we'll give it a try too.
Squishable Mini Comfort Food Pineapple
From the guest-houses of Ghent to the bed-and-breakfasts of Bangalore, the Pineapple is always welcome! Is it because they're generous tippers? Or their reputation for spinning fascinating yarns? Well, Pineapples do both of those things, but there is a bigger reason why hotels from Hokkaido to Haifa love having this fella around! You see, Pineapples are an international symbol of welcome and hospitality! Any visitor who sees this Pineapple on your premises will know yours is a place where all weary travelers are treated to many cuddles after the long journey!
Mini Squishable Earth
Sometimes I grab this Squishable with both hands and squeeze the entire world into the tiniest little ball I can. Is it stress relief? Is it a power trip? Is it my supervillain move? SQUISH THE EARTH! Muhahaha. I need to lie down.
Squishable Shadow Dragon
Have you heard the legend of Shadow Dragon? Me neither. So let's make one up! Shadow dragons use their shadowy powers to control the world! They rub elbows with royalty! They are champion badminton players! They have amazing crochet skills! They once ate three double-scoop ice cream cones in a row and it was epic! Out of the shadows, Shadow Dragon, your legend grows!
Squishable Comfort Food Avocado
Avocados are extra! They are extra-satisfying when spread on a piece of toast! They make an extra-yummy dip for your chips! They're also extra-easy to tell when they're ripe! This particular Avocado has extra-extra! Extra cuddles compared to your average avocado... and extra-avocadoness compared to your average giant plush!
Squishable Picnic Baby Avocado
What's green and buttery and really fun to rub in your hair while your mom wonders what's going on? Avocados! Or maybe that's just my kid. Hey, does anyone know how to get avocado out of a 7 month-old's hair?
These lovable little friends are full of fun learning and developmental activities for the future gourmet! With fun sensory features like crinkles, textures, grips, and a chime bell, the youngest Squishers can have a picnic of playfulness with a delightfully quirky companion.
