Micro Squishable Plague Doctor
Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their masks would keep them healthy. They didn't. But their impenetrable (and spooky!) leather outfits actually did! That coat was like the hazmat suit of their day. Today we have soap, so unless you particularly like wearing a lot of leather, maybe just wash your hands instead. Actually, wash your hands either way. Now wash them again. Please be aware, there may be some variation in the glow-in-the-dark color of the lantern! This micro also features a new fancy metal clip!
Micro Squishable Plague Nurse
The Squishable Plague Nurse...is little now! We all need a partner. Sherlock has his Watson, Robin Hood has his Little John. Doctor Plague has Plague Nurse. If you were about to do medieval battle against infectious miasmas armed with only a lantern, a rudimentary concept of personal hygiene, and a beak full of smelly herbs and flowers, you'd want a second-in-command who's got your back. And your front. And whatever other body parts you're worried about, which is probably all of them.
This Plague Nurse was designed by fan request as a counterpart for our Doctor Plague Squishable. We also have a 3" version of Doctor Plague and 7" and 15" versions of Plague Nurse! You know, in case you're starting a family.
Please be aware, there may be some variation in the glow-in-the-dark color of the lantern! This micro also features a new fancy metal clip!
Squishable Plague Doctor
We originally intended for this to be a Halloween Squishable, but, well, here we are. This Squishable comes with a glow in the dark lantern!
Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their masks would keep them healthy. They didn't. But their impenetrable (and spooky!) leather outfits actually did! That coat was like the hazmat suit of their day. Today we have soap, so unless you particularly like wearing a lot of leather, maybe just wash your hands instead. Actually, wash your hands either way. Now wash them again.
Squishable Plague Nurse
We all need a partner. Sherlock has his Watson, Robin Hood has his Little John. The Plague Doctor has the Plague Nurse. If you were about to do medieval battle against infectious miasmas armed with only a lantern, a rudimentary concept of personal hygiene, and a beak full of smelly herbs and flowers, you'd want a second-in-command who's got your back. And your front. And whatever other body parts you're worried about, which is probably all of them. This Plague Nurse was designed by fan request as a counterpart for our Plague Doctor Squishable. We also have 7" versions of the Plague Doctor and Plague Nurse. The side of the lantern has been swapped so the two can hold hands. Rest assured, they would only do so after washing those hands extensively.
Mini Squishable Baphomet
Yes, the Mini Squishable Baphomet may be an extra-dimensional creature of mystical occult tradition, but they're actually pretty chill. This afternoon their plans include a nice cup of chamomile tea, a comfortable couch, and a good record. They prefer heavy metal, but whatever, honestly. You pick.
Mini Squishable Plague Nurse
We all need a partner. Sherlock has his Watson, Robin Hood has his Little John. The Plague Doctor has the Plague Nurse. If you were about to do medieval battle against infectious miasmas armed with only a lantern, a rudimentary concept of personal hygiene, and a beak full of smelly herbs and flowers, you'd want a second-in-command who's got your back. And your front. And whatever other body parts you're worried about, which is probably all of them.
This Plague Nurse was designed by fan request as a counterpart for our Plague Doctor Squishable. The side of the lantern has been swapped so the two can hold hands. Rest assured, they would only do so after washing those hands extensively.
Micro Squishable Rosy Maple Moth
I'm making some pancakes, do you want some? How about some maple syrup? Well of course you love maple syrup - it's part of your name! What a sweetie. What's that? I shouldn't judge people by their condiments? This has been a teachable moment, little moth.
This micro features a new fancy metal clip!
Squishable Mini Hydra
How do you keep your thoughts organized, Mini Squishable Hydra? With that many heads it must be difficult to keep them straight! You'd need some serious time-blocking, multitasking skills, and efficiently-communicated boundaries! What's that? You DO have fantastic time-blocking, and the best boundaries ever? And multitasking is known to actually lead to lower time efficiency despite short-term gains? Huh.
Micro Squishable Fuzzy Bumblebee
Bees are the only insect that make a food humans can eat! I mean, I knew this cricket once who made dishes that looked like something out of a faded '50s cookbook - all pale meats suspended in fluorescent gelatin with toothpicks sticking out for no discernible purpose! Completely inedible by this human!In comparison, the humble bumble knows what humans like! We like honey drizzled on ice cream, binding a baklava, or straight out of the squeezy-bottle as a midnight snack! But that last one may just be me. In any case, I'm glad it's there! Thanks, Bee!
Squishable Snacker Banana
"Ring ring! Ring ring! RING RING!" Banana, I don't care how many times you ring, I'm not going to pick you up and pretend you're a phone. OR AM I? No. No I'm not. (Full disclosure: The banana isn't actually a phone. It is however a wonderfully soft squishy friend you can call anytime.)
Fancy a snack? Snackers are bite-sized Squishables! They're smaller than a Mini but bigger than a Micro (that's 5-6")! They've got a base of beans on the inside, and our special soft fur on the outside! Stack 'em! Display 'em! Throw 'em at someone! [Editors note: don't throw them at someone.]
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Squishable Micro Pumpkin
I've always suspected that the entire universe revolves around me. Pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin picking selfies, pumpkin-colored filters (they say it's called 'sepia' but I know better)! It was only a matter of time before I turned into a Micro Squishable so that I could be the most important thing in the room...everywhere.
Mini Squishable Cerebus
Everyone knows that the best things come in threes. Musketeers! Billy Goats Gruff! Wise men! Little Pigs! The list goes on! Why, I can't even imagine how many dimensions movies had before 3D glasses came along! The Mini Squishable Cerberus is nothing but threes! Three tongues to lick your face lovingly! Three sets of teeth to smile adorably! Like her older sister the Squishable Cerberus, this little lady is here to solve all your three-related issues! Three trigonometry tests coming up? Mini Cerberus will help you study! Three blind mice in your crawl space? Mini Cerberus has got you covered! Three extra cupcakes sitting on your counter? Mini Cerberus will...hey, where did my cupcakes go?
Squishables Plague Doctor Pin
Pins! They have pokey edges like needles. Doctors occasionally use needles for various purposes...What kind of purposes? To show off their favorite affiliations on their lab coats, obviously. Now it can be done with fashionable Plague Doctor style with the Plague Doctor Enamel Pin. The lantern within the pin glows in the dark!
Mini Squishable Reaper
This horror movie might be about ghost-demon-witch-cultist-mummies-zombie kittens, but we all know the real star of spooky season. Without a reaper swinging that scythe, our characters would have nothing to lose! Thanks for adding a sense of gravitas, little reaper. You may creep me out...but that's kind of the point!
Squishable Snacker Hamburger
A bleached wheat-based bun. A chunk of mangled meat. Some random vegetables we can pretend are healthy. Huh! How does a hamburger still sound delicious even when I use descriptions that are deeply unattractive? Gimme some of that bleached bun.
Fancy a snack? Snackers are bite-sized Squishables! They're smaller than a mini but bigger than a micro (that's 5-6")! They've got a base of beans on the inside, and our special soft fur on the outside! Stack 'em! Display 'em! Throw 'em at someone! [Editors note: don't throw them at someone.]
Squishable Plague Doctor Alter Ego - Demon
Do it. Do the thing. You know, that thing you want to do, but know you shouldn't? Well maybe you should. Maybe you should just do that thing right now. You can trust me, I know a thing or two about doing things that everyone else says you shouldn't do, and my opinion, which is completely unrelated to my status as a demonic being of pure evil, is that you should do it. Do it now. Yes. Yesssss!
Mini Squishable Honduran White Bat
I'm making fig pudding! That's a pudding...made of figs! Random? Not for a Honduran White Bat! In fact, if you have a Honduran White Bat around, they will definitely eat all your figs before they make it in your pudding. Which means you'll have fig-less pudding. Which is just regular pudding. Which still sounds pretty great.
Squishable Snackers Celestial UFO
Review by StrawberryCow17: "I received my UFO-delivered milkshake quickly and unspilled. Flavor top-notch, high quality ingredients. Only downside was that upon opening my front door to retrieve it I was surrounded by a gleaming spotlight, beamed up into a flying saucer, and subjected to experiments I can't remember. Milkshake was good tho. 2 stars, might order again."
Fancy a snack? Snackers are bite-sized Squishables! They're smaller than a Mini but bigger than a Micro (that's 5-6")! They've got a base of beans on the inside, and our special soft fur on the outside! Stack 'em! Display 'em! Throw 'em at someone! [Editors note: don't throw them at someone.]
Squishable Plague Doctor Alter Ego - Barista
Life is better with caffeine. By which I mean, caffeine in very specific liquid form, as a byproduct of drinking certain hot beverages, can minorly improve some people's mental-alertness. You can't just carry around a packet of powdered caffeine in your pocket like a good luck charm. Come to think of it, don't put hot liquid beverages in your pocket either. Learn from my bad decisions. Anyway, this Barista Plague doctor is great and you should get it.
Micro Squishable Poodle Moth
What is that random white poof running towards me? Is it a moth? Or a poodle? Or a very aesthetic cloud? Or hey, a poodle moth! I love those fluffy little guys! Oh wait, no, it's a cloud.
This micro features a new fancy metal clip!
Micro Squishable Venus Flytrap
Behold the wonders of *drumroll* The-Micro-Venus-Flytrap-ppppppp *applause applause applause* Impress your friends with this impossibly cute botanical wonder! Be the envy of every horticulturist in your neighborhood! That guy Steve at work, who's actually a fly? He won't be bothering you anymore with this tiny dude!
Squishable Baphomet
Whoa, that's a huge summoning circle! Who put that here where anyone could trip over it? Oh Baphomet, I thought it might be you! Summoning some fast food I see, eh? I fully support your mystical culinary endeavors. Also can you please summon me two dozen cupcakes? It's for, um, a friend.
Mini Squishable Stegosaurus III
I'm kind of feeling like a salad right now, but alas, I'm missing a plate on which to put it! Hey, Mini Stegosaurus, can I borrow one of yours? You've got plenty, right down your back. What's that? You need those plates for self-defense and thermoregulation? Don't worry, there are no regulations about what type of plate I put my salad on. Wait! Come back!
Micro Squishable Baby Penquin
Penguins are super protective of their eggs. But did you know they are protective of EVERYTHING? This one may be on the small side but they happen to be trained in five different styles of martial arts and specialized sword fighting suited for a snowy tundra. They're also certified to teach you self-defense. Of your eggs.
Mini Squishable Skoll
Name: Skoll. Origin: Norse. What: A giant Warg. Likes: Chasing the sun until I am fated to finally catch it during Ragnarok. Looking for: friend that loves playing volleyball in the sun, sunbathing, and running at sunrise. Contact me via THE SKY, I'm the one chasing after the sun. Unless it's Ragnarok, in which case I'll be the one that's just caught it. This is my other lunar opposite, Hati!
Micro Squishable Strawberry Cow
MOOOOVE! Micro Strawberry Cow is trying to get their salad and nothing can stop them! Spinach with sliced almonds, fresh strawberries, and raspberry vinaigrette! And maybe some strawberry cake! And also some strawberries! And a strawberry shake. And some french fries. Yeah. Note to self, do not write these descriptions while hungry.
This micro features a new fancy metal clip!
Squishable Mini Black and White Cow
The ground is my food! When I'm feeling hungry, I just take a bite of tile from my kitchen floor, or munch on the edge of my hand-tufted wool rug! If I'm walking down the street? I chew on some sidewalk. Except not really, because I'm not a cow! When cows are hungry, they just reach down and take a big old bite of the grass. And then they walk on it. Because they're cows!!
The collar features a jingle bell!
Squishable Mushroom
hoa! Now that is a big mushroom! We went on a hike looking for the biggest mushrooms we could find. Turns out the biggest one is the Squishable Mushroom! We may not be able to saute it to improve your dinner, but it can definitely make your life better with all of its cute fungi-ness.
Squishable Snacker Candy Hearts Pog
Whoh! This Squishable exists? Impressive! That is extremely poggers!
Fancy a snack? Snackers are bite-sized Squishables! They're smaller than a Mini but bigger than a Micro (that's 5-6")! They've got a base of beans on the inside, and our special soft fur on the outside! Stack 'em! Display 'em! Throw 'em at someone! [Editors note: don't throw them at someone.]
Squishable Avocato
Know what cats like? A variable, multi-nutrient diet high in protein! And cuddles! And a variety of predator-centric sensory stimulation! And hanging out with people who are allergic to them! And...avocados? No idea! Could be! I'm not totally sure where I was going with this one.
Imagine an infinite number of alternate dimensions, sliced thin like salami and all layered together in a delicious sandwich of universes. In these parallel strata of time and space, the Squishables are very, very different. Squishable Alter Egos are all the Squishables that might have been (and almost certainly still are...somewhere). Released in collectors' sets of 5, each one is Snacker-sized, with a base of beans and our special soft fur. Because some things are universal
Squishable Skelecado
It's always tragic when a good Avocado goes bad. First he develops a weird white waxy sheen. Next thing, he's got brown spots and kind of collapses in on himself. Before you know it he's holding up the local saloon and leaping onto his horse with the gold! Oh no, he's riding into the desert with a posse after him! Now he's tying a nectarine to the railroad tracks and twirling his evil mustache! Can anybody stop him??!!
Imagine an infinite number of alternate dimensions, sliced thin like salami and all layered together in a delicious sandwich of universes. In these parallel strata of time and space, the Squishables are very, very different. Squishable Alter Egos are all the Squishables that might have been (and almost certainly still are...somewhere). Released in collectors' sets of 5, each one is Snacker-sized, with a base of beans and our special soft fur. Because some things are universal
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Mini Squishable King Raven
All hail Mini King Raven! Our majesty rules the dark skies with might and grace! Truly we are honored to witness the flex of their feathers, the flash of their eye, the fashion sense of their accessories! We live only to honor the existence of this royal bird. Bow down, peasant! The King Raven is part of the happy, strange world of the Mysterious Doctor Plague. He is grumpy. And majestic. You have been warned.
Mini Squishable Monarch Butterfly
I used to be absolutely terrified of butterflies. There was one time I was walking around in a lantern festival and one flew right into my eyeball. It was weird. True story! Luckily I met the Mini Squishable Monarch Butterfly and it was like pro-butterfly therapy. I mean, I'm still not letting it anywhere near my eyeballs, but my arms? Bring it on!
Mini Squishable Pufferfish
Oh little fish who huffs and puffsAnd dreams of giant balls of fluffThere is, alas, a bigger pufferYou might get large, but he's still buff-er! But being small is so adorable:Not to mention much more portable!You'd need more fin-room if you were too tall.Now fitting into nooks is no problem at all! I'm afraid I've run out of all the rhymesworthy of describing this Squish, oh so sublime(s)!
Squishable Mini Comfort Food Hot Sauce
Do you slurp on Ghost Pepper shakes? Do you chomp on Carolina Reapers like potato chips? Do you keep hot sauce in your bag for flavor crises? Do you actually *have* flavor crises??! Awesome! This Mini Comfort Food Hot Sauce is the ultimate mascot for a spice lover!
Mini Squishable Wizard
The Mini Squishable Wizard lives! In this case he's lived for thousands of years! He's lived so long, the knowledge in his noggin is overflowing into his beard. This is one powerful beard! Absorb his magical beard power! Hug a wizard!
Squishable Hati
To the Squishable Hati, I suppose Ragnarok is kind of like a giant world-ending marathon. Mostly for humanity. For the Hati, who will be eating the moon at that time, I guess it's more like a giant post-marathon feast? Like, the whole thing is actually just an excuse to carb-load as much as it wants? And the moon is a giant bowl of spaghetti? I always suspected as much.
Squishable Plague Doctor Alter Ego - Rainy
Let me tell you of a far-off distant land, a land of wild storms and wind and rain. But it doesn't rain down frogs and jellybeans like it does here, oh no no no! Instead it rains down "water"! And when it touches you it clings to your body from flipper to beak! It soaks into your clothing! And it stays that way until slowly; so very slowly, the "water" just disappears back into the atmosphere! Poof! Really! I couldn't make this stuff up!
Squishable Micro Squishable Mushroom
There are so many mushrooms! Oyster! Shiitake! White button! Crimini! Portobello! A lot of them are edible. Some are poisonous. A few rare ones are super soft and huggable. THIS IS THAT MUSHROOM!! Lucky for you, you don't have to try and forage for one in the forest. It's right here!
Micro Squishable Fluffy Bunny
What makes this Fluffy Bunny so darn fluffy? Perhaps it's an adaptation to a colder climate? Taking on-and-off a winter jacket during day-trips from the warren would be tiresome indeed! Or is there some other special secret purpose to this fantastical fleece? Could this bunny's fluffiness be the product of a well-oiled morning routine, complete with the finest designer creams and potions to make that fluff fiercely fabulous? Only the Squishable Fluffy Bunny knows the truth to the question of whether they're born with it, or if it's salon-quality supreme!
Mini Squishable Krampus
Beware all ye' who chose naughty over nice! Krampus sees all, even that thing you did that time in math class! This mythical German half-goat-half-demon is a stickler for holiday cheer, and he's not settling for milk and cookies! Happy holidays! Or else!
Squishable Micro Comfort Food Cherries
I used to love cherries! I ate them constantly - everything I drank was cherry flavored. I once had, like, 5 pounds of them in one sitting. Then it turned out that apparently constant cravings for a specific food are a sign of allergies? Yeah. Now I'm super allergic. Anyway, thanks to the Micro Comfort Food Cherries I can continue loving without, you know, the anaphylactic shock. This got dark. Unlike these cherries!
Squishable Red Dragon
ROAR! Nice recording work on your new metal album, Red Dragon! Those pounding beats and thumping base really fit well with your ear-shattering shrieks! Don't forget to drink some lemon water with honey to keep your vocal chords nice and healthy, and gargle after each knight you eat. A Grammy awaits!
Mini Squishable UFO
UFOs...are they real? Glowing lights flickering in deserts of Nevada... Mysterious radio signals whispering to us from light years away... Visions of otherworldly crafts, hovering above Earth... Well, speculate no longer! Yep, they're totally real, and super cute! Crazy, right? They're snuggly and small and pretty much the best little buddy you can imagine.Also, this extraterrestrial friend is sorry about taking all of that livestock. They really didn't know what a cow was until very recently.
Squishable Baby Red Panda
Red Panda! Are you a panda? A bear? A raccoon? A fox? The internet says you have your own special classification, and I always trust everything the internet has to say. If they think you're an Ailuridae, that's good enough for me!!
Squishable Plague Doctor Alter Ego - Jester
At the end of a long day at work, I like to pour myself a big glass of milk and lounge around in wild multicolored motley. It doesn't get any better than hanging on the couch with your feet up while rattling off subtle jokes about prominent political figures. Yes, nothing beats exercising your legally protected right to juggle while wearing a silly hat. Really blowing off steam? One word for you: puns.
Squishable Rainbowcado
Rainbows make everything better. A cupcake? How about a rainbow-colored cupcake! A small poodle? Let's try a rainbow-colored small poodle! Hazy memories of your childhood? Definitely better when they're rainbow-colored! Existential dread? If it's rainbow-colored, I'm de-dreading it! An avocado? I mean, for parallelism's sake, sure
Imagine an infinite number of alternate dimensions, sliced thin like salami and all layered together in a delicious sandwich of universes. In these parallel strata of time and space, the Squishables are very, very different. Squishable Alter Egos are all the Squishables that might have been (and almost certainly still are...somewhere). Released in collectors' sets of 5, each one is Snacker-sized, with a base of beans and our special soft fur. Because some things are universal
Micro Squishable Baphomet
Do you need moral support for your smallest spiritual rituals? Micro Squishable Baphomet is here to help! Perhaps you want to make a very small summoning circle. Or create the tiniest little altar to the eldritch beings of yore. Or pick out the perfect itty bitty crystals of power beyond the understanding of any human. What would we do without your bite-sized help? Turn into a frog. Yes actually, we'd probably end up totally turning into a frog.
This micro features a new fancy metal clip!
Micro Squishable Reaper
Micro Reaper, can I borrow your scythe? I need it for a cosplay-larp-contest-convention thing. I promise I'll give it back in one piece. I definitely won't use it on anyone. Especially that person over there who keeps making fun of my handmade costume. He definitely wouldn't benefit from being parted from their soul with one flick of my powerful, life-controlling wrist as they begged for mercy. That would be really out of character for me. So again, can I borrow your scythe?
This micro features a new fancy metal clip!
Micro Squishable Wizard
For all your tiny little spells and tiny little incantations, this gentleman can help you along in your tiny magical journey! In fact, he'd like to go on that journey with you! All he's missing is a giant pocket for him to travel in! And I think you see where I'm going with this, right?
Squishables Reaper Pin
Pins! They're super pokey. Reapers sometimes use sharp edges for various metaphorical purposes too! Coincidence? Certainly not. If you combine these two sharp-looking objects, the result is this Squishable Reaper style with the Squishable Reaper Enamel Pin. Sharp!
Squishable Baby Fox
Oh, Baby Fox, what a world awaits you! By the time you're old enough to have your own litter, you'll be hunting for small rodents and birds with a jetpack strapped to your back! As your pups' cute little fur-faces smile at you from the corner of your high-tech retina display! And all of this will probably be taking place in a verdant foresta... on Mars! Wait, what? You'll be fully grown in less than a year? Well then, let's re-adjust our sights a bit! By the time you're grown up, at least a few of your favorite shows will release a new season! If you have a smartphone (which would be weird, because thumbs), there may be a few automatic software updates!In any case, this narrow timeframe means that you need to get all that good baby stuff in while you can! Cuddle up before you're responsible for grownup stuff, like taxes! Or stalking prey! On Mars!
Mini Squishable Petal Dragon
Long ago in a fantasy world quite unlike our own, the beautiful Petal Dragon worked hard to spread positivity in nature, rejoicing in the flora and fauna in her kingdom. One day, tragedy struck, and the Petal Dragon was forced to flee, as the dreaded Shadow Dragon cast a dark shade throughout the whole garden. Months past, and finally the two dragons decided to live together in peace and harmony, planting in the light of day, and preserving under the cover of night! The end!!
Mini Squishable Wish Dragon
See a shooting star! Get the better half of that wishbone! Find a four leaf clover! Blow away a stray eyelash! There are lots of ways to get a wish granted. Oh, here's another one: bring home a Mini Wish Dragon! They'll grant all your wishes! (Editor's note - they can't grant all your wishes. Seriously, why would we even say something like that? I mean, what if they wish, I don't know, for it to rain lemonade! That would totally mess up the soil's PH! A number of crops would have lower yield rates! LOWER YIELD RATES, PEOPLE)
Mini Squishable Cthulhu
Sometimes you want your horrific monstrosities in tiny, pint-sized form. It's true! An earthquake is scary, but a mini earthquake just tickles! And that goes for this itty bitty Mini Cthulhu too.Yes he's an abominable Elder God from before the dawn of time, but he's also afraid of thunderstorms and small puppies! Our full-sized Squishable Cthulhu may be ready to flatten mountains with his mighty breath,but this Mini would just like a snuggle and nap, please.
Mini Squishable Storybook Dragon
The dragons in stories have such terrible reputations. C'mon people, they're just trying to do their jobs! Protecting princesses in castles from unwanted visitors! Napping in their lair on piles of treasure that would surely collapse the world economy if it were to be released into the stream of commerce! And then, wham! Here comes a knight with a disregard for royal etiquette and economic stability, and suddenly the dragon is out of a place to live. Won't you give him a home? He promises to guard all your princesses and extra monetary capitol.
Squishable Heart
Love is real! It exists! And it can be whatever love means to you! Soft, floofyness? Yes indeed! Rom-coms? Totally! Horror flicks? Sure, why not. Horrific elder gods from the dawn of time? Ummm...okay! Isn't love great?
Squishable Snacker Candy Hearts Me + You
Seriously. Name a more iconic duo� I'll wait.
Fancy a snack? Snackers are bite-sized Squishables! They're smaller than a Mini but bigger than a Micro (that's 5-6")! They've got a base of beans on the inside, and our special soft fur on the outside! Stack 'em! Display 'em! Throw 'em at someone! [Editors note: don't throw them at someone.]
Squishable Snacker Candy Hearts Be Mine
Or be yours! I don't own you, be whoever's you want! Now that's romantic.
Fancy a snack? Snackers are bite-sized Squishables! They're smaller than a Mini but bigger than a Micro (that's 5-6")! They've got a base of beans on the inside, and our special soft fur on the outside! Stack 'em! Display 'em! Throw 'em at someone! [Editors note: don't throw them at someone.]
Squishable Snacker Candy Hearts Bestie
Hey bestie! We've never met before but I feel a connection. It's a soft and squishy connection! That's right, it's this giant plate of spaghetti I just spilled over both of us! Now that's friendship!
Fancy a snack? Snackers are bite-sized Squishables! They're smaller than a Mini but bigger than a Micro (that's 5-6")! They've got a base of beans on the inside, and our special soft fur on the outside! Stack 'em! Display 'em! Throw 'em at someone! [Editors note: don't throw them at someone.]
Squishable Snowy Owl
Hoo! Hoo! The Squishable Snowy Owl wants to say hoolo! And ask a bunch of other hoo-related questions! LIke hoo are you! And hoo is your favorite movie actor? And hey, hoo is that devilishly handsome snowy owl in that one particular movie series with wizards and messenger owls? Can I write them fan mail? Are they single? I seem to have lost my concept in all this excitement. Um, HOO!
Squishable Mini Highland Cow
Oh the majestic and rustic presence of a Squishable Highland Cow! Oh the luxurious and warm coat! They're truly the pride of Scotland. What's not to love about this bovine beauty? Nothing, they say, nothing at all.
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Squishable Ghost
BOO! Aw darn you saw me hiding? Poop, I'm not that good at scaring people. My only two real skills are puns and making a phenomenal breakfast sandwich. It has boo-berries with boo-con in a spirit-ulina flavored boo-guette. It is absolutely to die for! At least that's what all of my spooky friends have told me right before running away very quickly, and why would they lie!
Squishable Micro Gingerbread Man
Look at this tiniest little dose of holiday cheer! Like a single holly leaf, or a single teaspoon of eggnog, Micro Comfort Food Gingerbread Woman truly embodies the smallest of seasonal smiles. Hungry for more? Have two! Or twelve!
This micro features a new fancy metal clip!
Micro Squishable Snowman
Micro Snowman, how do you stay so warm? Is it the seasonal joy of singing carols? Hey, what type of kilowatts do you get for a good seasonal song? Enough to reduce my heating bill? If I do an entire animated tv special can I get the electricity company to pay me instead? Let's start a utility company!
This micro features a new fancy metal clip!
Mini Squishable Apatosaurus
Flamingos: You'll find them in mangroves, in Vegas, on your neighbor's lawn, in your cocktail...there's really no escaping this flamboyantly festive bird! With long legs like those, the flamingo can sure get around. What's the anatomical trick to her leggy locomotion? That bend in the flamingo's legs aren't knees - they're actually ankles (*the knees are hidden underneathall that feathery fluff)! This pretty, pink ballerina is striding on her toes. To your couch. Where she will promptly sit down.
Mini Squishable T-Rex II
ROAR! Why good morning to you too, T-Rex! It's a beautiful day to run around the cinema-scape and cause chaos, isn't it? What movie is complete without your majestic - yet probably scientifically incorrect - lizard body? Your flashing eyes promising horror? Your massive jaw that rips and tears? Your romantic meet-cute at the coffee shop when the barista spills your latte? That fun cake-baking montage? The part where you realize you both work for competing law firms representing different sides of the McGlubbins case? Wait, different movie.
Squishable Mini Snow Wolf
I think I made a wrong turn on the bunny slope. Where is the ski lodge again? Which way is even down! Help me out, Mini Snow Wolf! Past the chairlift, left at the big fir tree, around the giant gumdrops, through the lane of candy canes, and follow the hot chocolate smell south to this massive winter castle made of frosted happiness and dreams! Huh. Not the ski school warming hut I was shooting for...but I'm good with it! This Mini Snow Wolf has special sparkly fur! Because why not!
Shot-Sized Boozy Buds Beer Stein
There are many types of beer drinkers. The craft drinker. The light beer loyalist. The person who takes a photo of every IPA they purchase. What do they have in common? They might like this happy (hoppy?) Beer Stein Squish.
Fancy a nip? A splash? Shot-sized Boozy Buds are sip-sized Squishables! They're smaller than a Mini but bigger than a Micro (that's 5-6")! They've got a base of beans on the inside, and our special soft fur on the outside! Stack 'em! Display 'em! Throw 'em at someone! [Editors note: don't throw them at someone.]